QB Songfest - What Would Tom Waters Do?

• From: sfs98ud99
• Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 13:35:09 -0800
• Message-ID: <000S4DPGD.00082MFA7.12170551-quizbowl_at_...>

Two points:

1. This is takeoff on "What
Would Brian Boitano Do", from the South Park
movie.

2. The following is meant in jest. As far as I know,
Mr. Waters did not perform any of the below feats
(although you never know ...). Other teams are included for
the sole reason that they worked musically.

2.
Yes, I know that the accepted plural is bonuses.
Bonuses, however does not rhyme well or fit itself into
song. Deal with it. :-).

What Would Tom Waters
Do?

What would Tom Waters do
If he was here right
now,
He'd nail a tossup
And some boni, too
That's
what Tom Watersd do

When Tom Waters was at
Nats,
Playing for the gold, 
He buzzed right in
Time and
again
While wearing a blindfold

When Tom Waters was a
Pirate
Playing Cals Golden Bears,
He used his well-known
knowledge base
And just gave them nightmares

So
what would Tom Waters do
If he was here
today
Im sure hed win a Penn Bowl or two
Thats what
Tom Waters ddo

Cartman: No more trash
tourneys for me
I want more mythology

Kyle: And
I just want my region
to stop belittling
everyone

Stan: For ACF I'll read some Benets too
Cuz that's
what Tom Waters'd do

All: What would Tom Waters
do?
Hed hear extreme ..
And answer Goldwater -
whoo!
That's what Tom Waters'd do!

When Tom Waters
heard a T
On the year one thousand ten
He knew
about some dead old king
And Armstrong won
again

Cartman: And When Tom Waters answered "pyramids"
He
beat out NCs number one,

All: Cuz Tom Waters
doesn't lose to anybody
So lets get our club
together
For we have to win again

And we'll save The
Buzzer and Papyrus too
Cuz that's what Tom Watersd
do
And we'll save The Buzzer and Papyrus too
Cuz
that's what Tom Waters'd do
Cuz that's what Tom
Waters 'd do!

What would Tom Waters do
If he
was here right now,
He'd nail a tossup
And some
boni, too
That's what Tom Watersd do

When
Tom Waters heard a T
On the year one thousand
ten
He knew about some dead old king
And Armstrong
won again

And When Tom Waters answered
"pyramids"
He beat out NCs number one,
Because Tom Waters
doesn't lose to anybody

What would Tom Waters
do
If he was here right now,
He'd nail a
tossup
And some boni, too
That's what Tom Watersd
do

What would Tom Waters do
If he was here right
now,
He'd nail a tossup
And some boni, too
That's
what Tom Watersd do