Congratulations to Schwengler's Junta -- Keith Hudson, Dave Murphy, Jason Schwengler and Chris "Partho" Taylor -- for taking the championship of the FOGHAT 2002: Less Chat, More Hat trash tournament. This marks the third consecutive year Mr. Murphy has been a member of the FOGHAT champion team. The Junta won the championship after taking the finals from the only team to beat them in the round robin, Who's My Daddy?, made up of Wichita State students and alumni. Junta jumped to a 220-40 lead at the end of the first half and seemed to be heading to lopsided victory. Daddy? refused to go quietly and made it very interesting with a scoring barrage in the second half, but ultimately fell short 295-235. More detailed team and individual results follow. Prizes are listed. Since you had to be present to win, prizes were passed on to the next team or player where necessary. -- Jeremy White Team Results - Round Robin (ties broken by head-to-head or for the triangles of death, total points) 1st - Schwengler's Junta (Schwengler, et al): 9-1, 3470 Total Points Foghat Showcase: Team prize - The FOG Hat and Individual prizes - Foghat LPs Fargo Vacation Showcase: Team - Fargo North Decoder board game and Individual prizes - Fargo DVD, Fargo Rock City, Slouching Towards Fargo, Donna Fargo's greatest hits 2nd - Who's My Daddy? (Wichita State students, alums), 7-3, 2185 Total Points Childhood Showcase: Team - Anne Geddes Baby Squirrel Doll and individual - Michael Jackson "Childhood" screen savers and video games 3rd - Columbian Trash Lords (UM-Columbia), 7-3, 2405 Total Points Music Showcase: Team - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld CD single and individual - MCD "Music on the Go" keychains that played "Baby One More Time", "Slam Dunk Da Funk" by 5ive, "No Scrubs" and some song by B-witched respectively 4th - Shelby Foote Soldiers (Iowa A), 6-4, 2535 Total Points Wisely left prior to prize ceremonies 5th - Muskrat Love Missile F1-11 (Indiana), 6-4, 2015 Total Points Beverage Showcase - Team - 6-pack of NASCAR bottled water and individual - "I enjoy drinking beer" mugs from The Onion. 6th - UC Sunnydale (Oklahoma A) - 6-4, 1505 Total Points Food Showcase - Team - Tootsie Roll Pop Lick-o-meter which claims to keep track of the licks to get to the center and individual - boxes of--I swear I'm not making this up--Pez Flavored Popcorn. 7th - Building a Better Man Killing Robot (Iowa B), 4-6, 1530 Total Points 8th - A Trash Team with GIRLS!!! (Wash U), 4-6, 1515 Total Points 9th - Jesse Jackson, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Rosa Parks Barbershop (Wichita State), 4-6, 1380 Total Points 10th - Missouri-Rolla, 1-9, 1070 Total Points 11th - Who Put the Goatspunk in Grandma's Oatmeal? (Oklahoma B) - 1- 9, 1095 Total Points Individual Scoring:Results (R) = Rookie Trash Player 1. Nutria, Muskrat, 61-8, 57 PPG - Foghat Live CD and Teletubbies Tribute CD 2. Dave Murphy, Junta, 53-7, 49.5 PPG - Diamond Shaft VHS 3. Goddess of Earthly Delight, GIRLS!!!, 53-12, 47 -- Vernon Can Read by Vernon Jordan 4. Matt, Shelby, 43-2, 42 5. Thunderclese, Building, 44-7, 40.5 6. Chipper Jones, Daddy?, 38-8, 34 -- Boss of Me: The Biography of Keyshawn Johnson Mark, Columbian, 37-6, 34 -- The Wit and Wisdom of Rudy Boesch 8. Jason, Junta, 33-3, 31.5 -- Slouching Towards Fargo 9. Jason, Columbian, 31-6, 28 -- Steely Dan's CD Gaucho DTS encoded so you won't be able to play it (making it more valuable) 10. Witry, Shelby, 27-0, 27 11. Warren, Sunnydale, 29-8, 25 -- Six Days, Seven Nights DVD Eric, Columbian, 26-2, 25 -- Year's Best Sci Fi book 13. Marmot (R), Muskrat, 25-2, 24 -- Brad Paisley CD 14. Keith, Junta, 23-1, 22.5 15. Bill, Rolla, 24-4, 22 16. Jeremy, Goatspunk, 22-3, 20.5 17. Folderjam, Barbershop, 22-4, 20 18. Al Sharpton's Hair, Barbershop, 20-2, 19 Liz Hurley, Daddy?, 20-2, 19 20. Mike Tyson, Daddy?, 19-2, 19 21. Drusilla, Sunnydale, 18-1, 17.5 22. Ose, Shelby, 20-7, 16.5 Dale (R), Barbershop, 18-3, 16.5 24. Zack (R), Rolla, 17-2, 16 25. Matt, Goatspunk, 16-4, 14 Goddess Moon, GIRLS!!!, 15-2, 14 27. RSB, Rolla, 11-3, 12.5 Ron Jeremy (R), Daddy?, 14-3, 12.5 Harmony (R), Sunnydale, 13-1, 12.5 30. Partho, Junta, 13-4, 11 31. Oz, Sunnydale, 14-7, 10.5 32. Aaron (R), Rolla, 10-1, 9.5 33. Adrian Barbeaubot (R), Building, 9-1, 8.5 34. David, Shelby, 8-3, 6.5 35. Necha, Building, 7-3, 5.5 36. Goddess Wind, GIRLS!!!, 6-3, 4.5 37. The Gimp, GIRLS!!!, 5-2, 4 Asia (R), Goatspunk, 5-2, 4 39. Tandy, Goatspunk, 4-1, 3.5 40. Rosie (R), Building, 3-2, 2 Chuchundra, Muskrat, 2-0, 2 42. Eve, Barbershop, 3-3, 1.5 Punt Blocking Award: Columbian Trash Lords, Schwengler's Junta and UMR all "blocked" a punted bonus. Since UMR was the only one of these not to win a team prize, they were awarded the Punt Blocking prize, the John Madden Tailgaiting Cookbook. Title IX All-Star: "Liz Hurley" on Who's My Daddy, won a Rolling Stone Wisdom of Women in Rock book mini-book Rookie of the Year - Marmot with Muskrat was the highest scoring rookie trash player, but due to some mix-ups, we couldn't figure that out on the day of the tournament and thus gave prizes to all rookies who hadn't yet won something.
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