When dun did we become so's obsessed wit' da damn acquisishun o' knowledge dat we forgot about our bodies? Step up!!! Be da damn quizbowl community comfortable wit' throwin' our healt' t' da damn wayside? Well we have da damn antidote 4 all dat. Ah be baaad... Da Casimir Funk Tournament o' Nutrishun (call it "Da Funk") On Saturday, Septemba' 20t', at da damn University o' Michigan in Ann Arbor, some multitude o' malnourished an' overeducated playa's will congregate t'answa' some kinda' quesshuns an' chew some kinda' citrus fruit. May da spirit o' Casimir Funk shine wassups orange countenance on us all. Da quesshuns will be at Chicago Jimmey / A-C-fuckin'-F Nashunal Level difficulty, so's brin' yo' "A" game. Unlike in previous cruel incarnashuns, dis tournament will be composed o' four sucka' taims. Da fee structure be as follows, dig dis: 110 Base Fee -10 Dollars - Workin' Buzza' -10 Dollars - Havin' some 'fro -10 Dollars - 4 every 400 Miles travelled 70 Dollars Minimum Cost. Slap mah 'fro! Quesshuns will be written by, dig dis: Ben "Dolemite" Hella' (?) Paul "James Lind" Litvak (not Litwak, foolio) Leo "Samuel" Wolpuh't an' special guest D-J Brannock an' wassups Phunky Durien T' regista', email plitwak_at_... Likes last time, we will be providin' eats. Unlike last time, da salsas will be fruity, though da damn cooks aint gonna be. If sucka's wanna brin' fruit, fruity drinks, macrobiotic algae, heirloom vegetables, organic tuna, o' farm fresh St. Freeburg's Genital Wart, feel free. See you in September. BRING IN DA NOISE, BRING IN DA FRUIT!!!
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