Lordy, you take a week off from reading and look
what happens! Anyway, two good negs of mine, from
consecutive CBI regionals:
1. On such and such date,
President Wilson pushes a button. I ring in and say "White
House Christmas tree," thinking of him lighting it.
Answer: Panama Canal
2. Organization looking to
bolster membership with Hispanics and Native Americans. I
ring in and say "KKK." The answer: NAACP.
Is it
any wonder we never got past Harvard?
As for
the rest of what's been going on, I think Alice
Tompkins from _The Critic_ said it best: "Be a mensch, not
a schmendrick."
Mark