Stephanie and Susan will host the first annual Craque Ho Invitational the same weekend as the Chicago Open (the weekend of July 28). LOCATION: Chez Stephanie and Susan. ELIGIBILITY: If you get an invitation, you can come. You know who you are. FORMAT: There will be a clock. Its exact use is at the discretion of the tournament directors. PACKETS: We prefer Ziploc baggies, actually, but whatever suits you is fine with us. We also really dig those slide seal bags... FEES: Base fee is four dime bags per team. Discounts: Half an ounce if you bring your pimp. One ounce if you bring your dealer. Half an ounce for a working crack pipe (additional half ounce for a second). The approval of the TDs if you bring them a 40. Penalties: A beatdown will be delivered to anyone who brings a narc (even if the narc follows you without your knowledge--the TDs don't like narcs). Lodgings: If we like you, you may sleep on our floor. If we don't like you, you may sleep in a box on the Midway. If we REALLY don't like you, we will escort you to the Point and you can sleep with the fishes. Directions: When you get off Lake Shore Drive, turn right at the first ho and go upstairs til you smell the crack fumes. Or is it pecan pie? Contacts: If you have questions, email either Stephanie - silverU2libertine_at_... or Susan - myamphigory_at_...
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