>>>>Do you like to have your heart
ripped out, kicked around like a hackeysack, grilled
medium-rare and served on a silver platter to a pack of rabid
groundhogs, and returned to you in a burlap
sack?
>>If not, do you like to rip out the hearts of
unsuspecting young quizbowlers and care for them in said
manner?
>>If you answered yes to any three of the above,
Congratulations! You're eligible for ACF
competition!
>>>ACF: Go places. Meet cool people. Get beaten to a
bloody pulp by them. Enjoy a cold beer with them
afterwards. Come back for more next year.
Wow. Sounds
like somebody has unresolved inadequacy issues to deal
with...
- Tom, from the Grassy Knoll