This is my first foray into (trashy) quiz bowl song parodying. I did
it over lunch today, so pardon me if it sucks.
Acting Chops (To the tune of Pink Triangle by Weezer):
If I've sat down long enough
I start to buzz in fast on stuff
Heard a pretty easy clue
Click! My mind gets turned to 'Brew'
But when I start to feel that urge
Turns out I was so far off
She was never in that flick
Goddamn! That was a classic
I'm dumb she's a thespian
I thought I had found the one
Harmon's good for power in my mind
But power in my mind's no good
Acting chops right on the screen
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Might have negged a few in my time
But early buzz not a crime
Thought that points would surely come
>From mags like Stuff and Maxim
When I think I've found a toss up 'bout pretty girl
I was put back in my place
If Law and Order was so great
Can't she learn to act someday?
I'm dumb she's a thespian
I thought I had found the one
Harmon's good for power in my mind
But power in my mind's no good
Acting chops right on the screen
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Hanson
SFU Quiz Bowl