My quiz bowl game sucks
My buzzes lack any speed
And my knowledge lacks
Nam
--- In quizbowl_at_y..., uiuc_alum_98 <no_reply_at_y...> wrote:
> A friend from Illinois informed me of the recent tournament
held
> in Chicago wherein his team came in 6th in a field of 10 teams.
God
> must have miracled their asses from their rightly deserved dead
last
> finish to an unjustifiable 6th place.
> A message to those that finished 7th through 10th: you lost to
> and placed behind three guys who haven't played the game in years
> (two of them also suffer from slow reflexes due to years of acute
> alcohol abuse) and two other guys who were coat-tail riding hacks
> back at Illinois; might I suggest putting the buzzer down and
bowing
> your heads in shame, then writing some inspirational haikus to be
> read to your respective teams after your hari-kari.
>
> T. Andy Wang