Like all the other songs, this is intended in
jest.
To the tune of "My Darling
Clementine."
In a classroom at a tournamnt
Trying to win a
dumb trophy
Spent my Friday night without a girl in
sight
Will the moderator hurry up please
Crappy
questions, one clue boni
hoses all over the
place
sometimes negging, sometimes begging
that question was a
buzzer race
When I signed up I had no idea
What the heck I was getting into
Got no social
life, I'm a loser
I'm starting to feel
blue
Why'd I come here? I've got work to do
I really
think I've had enough
What a minute, I'm all
happy
I just got a power tossup