Hey dude, as long as you're paying attention to quizbowl, could you
maybe pay that giant bill you owe to Electramatic for repairing your
buzzers, so they stop e-mailing me about it? If you could explain how
they got the impression that I have something to do with your team's
deadbeatitude, or indeed anything to do with your team at all, that
would sweeten the deal.