Oh yeah, you "so close to WUSTL you can taste it" wusses. It's time
to put your mouth where it wants to be. I, being a student of SLU,
for no reason, other than an amazingly small penis, challenge the
Christians of Fontbonne University to what I hope will be known as
the FU challenge. Said challenge will consist of a series of seven
matches:
First at SLU whenever is clever.
Second at SLU, bc we want home field advantage.
Third at FU, bc I need to get out to the Clayton Schnucks sometime.
Fourth at FU, losers (that'll be you) can treat to a movie at the
Esquire.
Fifth at FU, hell like we'll need it.
Sixth and Seventh at SLU, see above.
Weep in fear oh ye whom I cast my challenge too! For we who cast
challenges on internet message boards are so clearly superior, we
need to vocalize it in incredibly trivial and laughable ways!
Tremble as the Jesuits not only teach you how to live, but also how
to slam a buzzer in recognition of questions you know.
SLU law whore Sean