Excitment abounds here at the NAQT HSCT, a
tournament so popular inmates at San Quentin performed it in
1961.(*) Here are some highlights thus far?
1. A pool
party featuring the rap stylings of Kevin Olmstead, aka
big money, aka big time, aka wealthy man, aka
celebrity quizbowl, aka don caracas
2. french poodles
shaved to look like goats
3. thomas jefferson: can
you say topless?
4. rumored special prizes:
a
gun that shoots creme brulee
Matt Weiner
Israeli chocolate
naked cal-tech trading cards
5.
jessica simpson, britney spears, eminem playing as
celebrity team, currently in 3rd.
6. arson
7.
complimentary pens that say "Smellin' Ripe in A^2"
8. a
llama that tap dances and speaks in iambic
hexameter
GO QUIZBOWL!!!!